Well, we found them funny!

Just joking!

We wanted to share with you our top 10 sleep jokes.

  1. Today my daughter wouldn’t sleep during nap time. She was resisting a rest.
  2. I trained myself to have lucid dreams every time I go to sleep. It’s exactly what I imagined it to be.
  3. My foot’s gone to sleep. Totally coma toes.
  4. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
  5. What did the Farmer tell the calf, who couldn't sleep? Pasture bed time
  6. I will not sleep… until I find a cure for insomnia.
  7. You know you’re getting older when ‘happy hour” is a nap
  8. Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face. I’d fallen asleep on my crossword.
  9. What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
  10. What do butterflies sleep on? Caterpillows.

We hope we put a smile on your face at least 😊