We wanted to share with you our top 10 sleep jokes.
- Today my daughter wouldn’t sleep during nap time. She was resisting a rest.
- I trained myself to have lucid dreams every time I go to sleep. It’s exactly what I imagined it to be.
- My foot’s gone to sleep. Totally coma toes.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- What did the Farmer tell the calf, who couldn't sleep? Pasture bed time
- I will not sleep… until I find a cure for insomnia.
- You know you’re getting older when ‘happy hour” is a nap
- Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face. I’d fallen asleep on my crossword.
- What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
- What do butterflies sleep on? Caterpillows.
We hope we put a smile on your face at least 😊